Cheap like...

On a whim, while reading the 900th list exhibiting the same top (5, 11, does it matter?) foods that have antioxidants, probiotics, an alphabet of vitamins, and quite possibly the ability to make me grow wings and turn into a fairy-princess, I saw "beets" on a list and googled "cheap like borscht". What I got was this and subsequently laughed my брюки off. I don't like beets, or borscht, but the cultural aspect is not lost on me. As I turn on my Ukrainain air-conditioning (aka opening the windows)...